things that i've always wondered about and never once understood: just to name a few...
-how we get away with calling our (in that no other country participates) baseball championships the world series
-why there is braille at drive through windows
-on that topic why there are drive through starbucks- you seriously can't step out of your car a moment to order a mocha frappa-whatever-chino loaded with toxic syrups that mask the in fact tastless coffee.
-random phonetic debacle: i was truly shocked to discover that marshm(e)llows are actually spelled marshmAllows almost melted down in the trader joes aisle
-why juno started a trend of teen pregnancy shows, couldn't we have just left it with ellen page and paul bleeker? (so I wouldn't be so emotionally scarred) and now it's acceptable for it to be plastered all over the evening tv schedules
-how we can call country music such when one there are plenty of countries beyond ours that has music and two we aren't the only one with a country side.
-how mtv can still be called music television when there's never music playing on it's joke of a channel
-who decided it was a good idea to make skin colored band aids didn't realize there was way too much variation to match everyone's skin tone well
-why are doctor's always considered practicing could I get a doctor that's done practicing and has mastered the trade or something?
-have you ever wondered if by being so sticky if a lint roller is counter productive sure it takes the multitude of cat hair off my leggings but does it actually leave a small trace of stick that then inherently attracts more hair?
-in this country if we've had defenses like the twinkie, god told me to, how is that we haven't heard of a case of CSI or Law and Order made me do it- i mean they practically teach you how
-how sarah palin landed a slot on the "learning" channel
for f*cks sake
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