my room mate just caught me putting baby powder on my hair, and worse missing my head and getting it in my eye. how do i manage to age myself constantly- not that i mind. i love playing both roles of an aging couple, sharing jello with spoons into each other's gum less mouths. and of course jamming to top 40 hits that they've either never heard or know every word to. i also very much look forward to bingo night and winning tchotchkes for our growing collection.

oh for f*cks sake